Free Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
Not every hoop has to say Home Sweet Home. These are the patterns you stitch to make someone laugh: a gingerbread man who just lost a leg, a ghost who only drinks iced lattes, a cat caught mid-swat at the tree, plus a few cryptids and city birds with attitude. Most are small and bold, with chunky lettering that is easy to stitch, so they make quick gifts and great first patterns. Every chart is free: open one in the editor to change the colors or resize it for your fabric, or print it and start stitching.
Bee Kind Bumblebee
64 × 78 · 13 colors
Sleigh All Day
64 × 82 · 17 colors
Merry Catmas
62 × 76 · 15 colors
Donut Give Up
68 × 78 · 14 colors
I Want to Leave UFO
64 × 90 · 14 colors
Roll With It Sushi
68 × 82 · 15 colors
Unbothered Capybara
74 × 77 · 14 colors
Just a Little Guy Frog
72 × 84 · 12 colors
Hair Don't Care Highland Cow
68 × 86 · 14 colors
Stitch Please Sassy Needle
64 × 86 · 14 colors
Tea Rex Dinosaur
66 × 84 · 14 colors
Bone Tired Skeleton
64 × 90 · 13 colors
Snow Problem Snowman
64 × 84 · 15 colors
Trash Panda Raccoon
64 × 88 · 15 colors
Leaf Me Alone Grumpy Cactus
62 × 86 · 14 colors
Fun Guy Mushroom
64 × 88 · 15 colors
Depresso Coffee Cup
64 × 84 · 15 colors
Witch, Please Frog
66 × 84 · 13 colors
Avocuddle
68 × 80 · 13 colors
I Knead You Cat
64 × 86 · 13 colors
Oh Snap! Gingerbread Man
60 × 80 · 12 colors
I Loaf You Corgi
68 × 81 · 15 colors
Boo-Jee Ghost
62 × 74 · 15 colors
I Axolotl Questions Axolotl
70 × 86 · 15 colors
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New to cross stitch? Start with the fabric count guide, estimate your project with the fabric size calculator, or turn a photo into a chart with the photo-to-pattern tutorial.